We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
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