She said her name was "party"
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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