You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
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