You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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