RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Life without a bra equals bliss.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Randomize
