why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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