how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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