take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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