I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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