Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Randomize
