I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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