this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Randomize
