I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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