I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
