Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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