New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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