arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
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