oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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