Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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