Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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