i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
There r osticjed everywhere
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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