I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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