im gay
i know
yea but for you.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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