no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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