You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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