She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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