Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
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