super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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