"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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