North Korea, Best Korea!
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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