Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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