Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
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