you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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