yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
