Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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