how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
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