you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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