It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
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