Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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