i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
Randomize
