he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
It's just like the Real World with babies
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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