I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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