if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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