i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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