No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
he puts the penis in happiness.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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