It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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