he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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