Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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