belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
the condom got lost in my hair
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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