You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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