You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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