That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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