I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
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