Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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