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  I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Walk of Shame time yet?

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  Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?

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• (818): View more from California

  I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  Man I sound like a slutty Mormon

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.

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