The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Shame - the story of my life.
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