I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
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