Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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